There's a rather odd item coming up at this Monday's Council Meeting that seems to have caught everyone's attention over at Hawthorne Villager: Councillor Arnold Huffman's proposal to install a piano staircase at the new Milton Centre for the Arts.
What the heck is a 'piano staircase' you ask?
Pretty cool, huh? I thought so too when Arnold first showed it to me. However, there are a couple things that have made reconsider my initial support.
One is the price tag: $91,300. That's a lot of money. That's almost as much money as the much-maligned Steinway piano - and the Steinway at least will appreciate in value and draw high end performers and therefore audience members. This thing... I don't know. I would certainly never argue that everything has to have a monetary return, but I really can't see much of a tangible or intangible benefit in this at all.
Sure, it's cute. But is it $91,300 worth of cute?
The staff recommendation calls for a 50% contribution from a sponsor with the rest to come from the Milton Community Fund. Thing is, the Community Fund is supposed to be for "not-for-profit organizations and individuals whose initiatives add to the quality of life within our community or enhance the image of the Town", and there's no group or individual behind this that I can see. Unless Arts Milton wants to take it on, and I can't see that happening here.
My second reason for hesitating is more from a design and function standpoint. Every photo and video I've seen of one these things has it installed on a long busy stairway in an unlikely place (usually a subway) next to an escalator. In most cases, the motivation is to encourage people to be more physically active by taking the stairs.
In this case, the stairway is quite short: only 15 steps (two octaves), which hampers the illusion of a piano keyboard. It's not in a particularly heavily used spot (it goes up to the theatre balcony and offices). And the only alternate way up is an elevator that is unlikely to be used by anyone except those who cannot physically manage the stairs.
Don't get me wrong - I'm not vehemently objecting to this thing, although I'd much rather see it 100% sponsorship funded than use the Community Fund. My main problem is that it hasn't been made clear exactly what it's supposed to be. Is it a tourist attraction? Is it a fitness initiative? Is it a public art installation? Huffman appears to be promoting it as all three, and yet as far as I can tell it falls short on each count.
But maybe I'm just being cynical. Perhaps the sum will exceed its parts.
(Unfortunately I have to work on Monday night, so I'm counting on all you Tweeters out there to keep me updated.)
UPDATE: Council voted 7 to 3 to approve moving forward on the piano stairs, provided that the Centre for the Arts finds a sponsor to fund 100% of the project. In other news, an explosion was heard from the council gallery that is believed to have been Martin Capper's head.



jsmithward2@gmail.com
